29 Minutes of Intermediate British English Listening Practice with a Native Speaker | British Accent

Guys, welcome to the bonus round!
I know...
Hello everyone,
and welcome to another British English listening exercise.
how exciting is this?
For this round, I'm going to be telling you a hilarious joke,
My name is Dylan and I will be your English teacher for the day.
Hello, thanks for calling James's Gym.
that I haven't even bothered to memorise, as
How can I help today?
I'm going to be reading it off the script.
So, how does it work?
Well, first you will see an image and hear a question.
How professional.
Hi James, I was just wondering what tomorrow's opening hours are?
Right, so a bear walks into a bar, and he says to the bartender -
This will then be followed by a short dialogue.
Oh, this isn't actually James speaking,
my name is John.
So, listen carefully and try to answer the question.
But don't worry, I am just as strong as James.
"Hi mate, can I have a whiskey and...
Um...
okay.
...
So, what are your opening hours tomorrow then please?
Coke please?"
We will then replay the clip with English subtitles,
And the bartender says -
Well, we open every day at the
"Yes, of course, but why the long pause?"
same time, which is 7 am.
and we will go through the answer together to see if you got it right.
However, our closing hours are a bit different
And the bear looks down and says -
as it is a bank holiday weekend.
"I don't know.
I was born with them!"
We normally shut at 10 pm every night, but today we are