Hey get out of the road!

I think he wants to communicate.

*Weird loud horn sound*

*Blows*

Hey mister!

Got the time.

As a matter of fact I do tubby.

Wanna take him?

Look at that!!

Its exactly 2 seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head.

*Honks nose and pulls underwear*

COME ON!

Kill him!

Come on!

Step right up here Don't be shy,

Nobody likes a fat but leather head

MOVE IT!!!

For my first trick...

I might do something for you son.

*Squeaking noises*

We have a giraffe!

There you go son now get out of here you're bothering me.

Thanks.

Wow.

Now...

*Pulls out a condom*

Sorry wrong pocket.

For you son!

A little body english.

*Squeaking noises again*

A french poodle!

*Deflating noises*

Sorry son the dog was rabid and had to put it down.

And last but not least. My favorite.

*Squeaking noises yet again*

A Tommygun!

*Shooting noises*

This is incredible...

With these powers I could be...