[Jack-in-the-box melody plays]

[sizzling]

[explosion booms]

[cackling]

Child's play!

-[glass shattering] -Huh? Huh?!

No!

I will avenge you, my bulby brethren!

Who would dare?

[Darkwing Duck] I am the terror

that flaps in the night!

[chattering]

I am the little roller skate

at the base of villainy's staircase.

I am Darkwing Duck!

[Quarterjack] Playtime's over!

Then I gotta get a shorter intro.

Let's get dangerous.

-[sizzling] -[grunting]

[both blubbering]

Big day, Dewey.

Mustard stain or ketchup stain?

Mustard-- looks less like blood.

What is this weird show?

Whoa, what?

Darkwing Duck?

The greatest TV show of all time?

Ha! Maybe when you were a kid.

This hero guy doesn't fly or shoot lasers or anything.

That hero guy is Jim Starling.

He was an old-school actor who did all his own stunts.

Sure, he got a little banged up

in later seasons.

[grunting] Keep rolling.

But that just made him even more heroic.

Why didn't he just use CGI?

[chuckles] Real heroes don't need

high-tech special effects

or basic safety precautions.