Conan Arrives In Nuuk | CONAN on TBS

CBS News has confirmed that the President

has been asking about a big real estate deal.

President Trump has, on multiple occasions,

brought up the idea of buying Greenland

from the Danish government.

So Michael, how serious do you think this idea might be?

It's quite serious actually.

[Reporter] Donald Trump trying to purchase

what is basically a semi-autonomous region from Denmark,

and now the government of Greenland issues this response,

saying, hey, we're not for sale.

Saying it's not for sale is the classic opening gambit.

And as the elder statesman of late night,

what if I negotiated the deal?

I have as much, if not more,

negotiating experience as Trump.

I mean, come on, an 11 o'clock time slot on TBS?

You don't just get that, ladies and gentlemen.

Tonight, I'm going to get some advice

on buying Greenland from a top real estate team.

I actually went over to Greenland this morning

just to take a look and here's what I would suggest.

I would knock out this glacier

just to get a more open concept plan

and add an kitchen island.

Definitely would do a fire pit in the back

with lots of seating.

And if you want, maybe knock this mountain out of here

so you'd have more natural light

coming in from the north side.

And to complete the deal,

I realized I had to travel to Greenland myself.

I'm going to travel to Greenland

as part of Conan Without Borders.

Before I went to Greenland, I had to Google Greenland.

Greenland is a huge territory,

three times larger than Texas,

and 80% of it is covered in ice year-round.

Vikings and Inuit cultures have called it home,