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the sun is a very big issue for many Australians.

They're fair-skinned, so they gotta cover up and be safe.

I wanna be safe too.

That's why I came here to the store

with the worst name I've ever seen,

Cancer Council.

Why not just call it Mike's Melanoma Hut?

This is Elpis. Yes.

And you are the manager. Yep.

It's very important for the Australian people to cover up.

Is that right?

Absolutely. What are we thinking?

So we're thinking

that your boobs look huge in this.

Well, I am a C cup.

They're very-- I work out a lot.

Could you tell I work out?

What's the word I'm thinking of? (laughs)

Masculine? No.

What do you mean no? No, no.

What do you guys call these in Australia?

Pecs. Wobblies.

These are wobblies. Wobblies?

Wobblies. No.

This is acca, this is dacca.

Accadacca.

Excuse me, what are these called right here?

[Woman] Man boobs.

Oh, man boobs.

I look like someone from the future, right?

Yeah.

I think we're getting there, right?

Yeah, we're getting there.

I look like I'm here to weld a pipe.

You know what I mean?

[Elpis] Fully protected now.

Do you ever get the sense

that we're not supposed to live on Earth?

You get that feeling?