Conan Delivers The State Of The Podcast | Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend

Every once in a while,
we like to do a very official state of the podcast
just to make sure
that the state of the podcast is, in fact, strong.
What can you tell us about the podcast?
How's it?
It's strong.
That's good, that's good. Okay, yeah.
Well I guess that's the end of the segment.
Good night.
We did it.
Okay.
No, I think it's right and proper
that occasionally we check in and see how we're doing.
Yeah.
How we feel about how we're doing.
Yeah.
It's very important. Because as I've said before,
we sort of started this thing on a whim,
and it has grown and continues to grow,
and I think that to be responsible,
we should check in and think,
are we still sticking with our core values
of what this podcast should be?
Right, it's almost like a shareholder call
where we need to be accountable to the listeners
that we are doing our due diligence.
Yeah, now- What's the core values?
Yeah, what are the core values?
I don't know what that means.
This podcast has values at all?
Much less core values? Oh yeah.
I wrote out a very explicit,
almost constitution for this show.
Oh.
When it started, this podcast,
and it's all about how all power flows from me.
Ugh, God.
Pass! You know?