Conan Reunites With Jordan Schlansky | Team Coco

Hi there.

I'm Conan O'Brien.

I know I've been gone for a little while and some

of you are probably wondering,

"Hey, Conan, where have you been?

"Whatcha been up to?"

Well, frankly, it's none

of your concern. (Conan laughing)

Mind your own business.

I'm sort of trying to assemble some

of the old team, get them together,

and talk about what's in the future.

So please welcome a man who still is getting paid

despite the fact that my show ended over a year ago

and still, as far as I'm concerned,

we have no clue as to what he does.

Jordan Schlansky.

Jordan, come on in.

How are you, Jordan?

Good. Thank you. (Conan hitting Jordan's back)

We have not seen each other

since the show ended a year ago,

and I just wanted to know how you're doing.

I'm doing fine. Thank you.

Would you care to elaborate?

I am adequately progressing

through this period of my life.

Okay, so you feel that...

Optimistic about the future?

I'm neutral.

Neutral?

Yeah.

Okay. Have you had COVID?

No, I have not.

You never got COVID?

No, I know how to protect myself

from the various threats that exist.

Well, I think that virus wanted nothing

to do with you. (Conan laughing)