Conan Visits Jordan’s Favorite Restaurant | CONAN on TBS

So Jordan, I know Cortona is your favorite town in Italy.

Right.

So, I arranged a special treat for you.

People of Cortona,

I wish to thank you on behalf of myself,

and my fake Italian friend from Long Island.

Now, the mayor of Cortona, please.

Ah, very good

I now would like to move on to the great honor

that Jordan is going to be given.

A parking space made in his honor.

(scattered applause)

Jordan, please.

(band plays Jordan out as crowd cheers)

We're going to your favorite restaurant,

is that right?

Yes.

We came here because Jordan, pretty much explicitly said,

he's a big deal in this restaurant.

I'm not concerned with having a big deal,

I'm concerned with having a good meal.

It's not all about rank.

You have this insecurity about you,

that you project onto others.

I don't care if I'm a big deal, a little deal,

a medium deal, a neutral deal.

I just want to go eat a good meal,

how many people do I have to know here?

I don't know who you are, I don't know who you are.

(arguments overlapping) are you on cocaine right now?

(laughter)

(Jordan speaking Italian)

Grazie! We have heard that Jordan is a big deal here.

Your picture's up on the wall!

Yes, it's an honor.

Why did you change the wine glasses?

Listen, just listen to me. (audience laughter)

This is my place, this is my experience

that I'm sharing with you, okay?