Donald Duck Meets Glenn Beck in Right Wing Radio Duck

by Panzer
[singing] Heigh-Ho Heigh-Ho
It's off to work we go.
[radio] Do you feel like you are working harder and harder these
days just to stay financially afloat while fat cats get richer and richer?
It's not just a feeling and you're not alone.
[radio] The income gap between the rich & poor in America is at an 80 year high.
That's the largest differential since the period immediately preceding
the great depression.
[maniacal laughter]
[radio] The haves are getting more while the have nots are getting less.
Meanwhile government isn't helping decades of rising inequality.
[laughter]
You're fired duck, get outta here!
Some people have no respect for a hard working man.
[mumbles angrily]
Could I--
Hello
How do you do?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
Well Mr. Duck, that's it, we've just plain run out of jobs.
I'm busted.
Oh me oh my oh my.
I'm financially embarrassed.
Oh, oh, oh... Uh-oh!
Open the door!
Ya ain't paid.
No, no not that, no, no, no.
[maniacal laughter]
Oh my, oh my.
I'm so discouraged.
I've tried so hard.
3, 2, 1, Beck!
Welcome to the program, my name is Glenn Beck. The bad news is just multiplying
our economy is tanking and it doesn't show signs of improving.
There are people losing jobs. Our government responds to the problems with
bailouts and when you call them up and say what are you doing, you don't get any
response, they're not listening to you.
Positively revolting.
Wall street owns our government.