Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Official Video - Clean Version)

♪ May I have your attention, please ♪

♪ Will the real Slim Shady please stand up ♪

♪ I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up ♪

♪ We're gonna have a problem here ♪

♪ Y'all act like you never seen a white person before ♪

♪ Jaws all on the floor ♪

♪ Like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door ♪

♪ And started whoopin' her ass worse than before ♪

♪ They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding ♪

♪ He didn't just say what I think he did, did he ♪

♪ And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots ♪

♪ Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement ♪

♪ Ha, ha ♪

♪ Feminist women love Eminem ♪

♪ Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him ♪

♪ Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what ♪

♪ Flippin' the you-know-who ♪

♪ Yeah, but he's so cute though ♪

♪ Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws ♪

♪ Up in my head loose ♪

♪ But no worse than what's goin' on ♪

♪ In your parents' bedrooms ♪

♪ Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose ♪

♪ But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green ♪

♪ To hump a dead moose ♪

♪ My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips ♪

♪ And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss ♪

♪ And that's the message that we deliver to little kids ♪

♪ And expect them not to know what a woman's is ♪

♪ Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is ♪

♪ By the time they hit fourth grade ♪

♪ They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they ♪

♪ We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals ♪

♪ Who cut other people open like cantaloupes ♪

♪ But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes ♪

♪ Then there's no reason that a man ♪