Everything on the Krusty Krab Menu That ISN'T the Krabby Patty 🚫🍔 | SpongeBob

The customers may be hot, but my grill is hotter.

[sizzling]

SpongeBob, order up.

Two salads.

Never heard of it. I got to stay hip.

I don't want to end up like silly old Squidward.

But what in the name of Davy Jones's locker

is a salad?

Here you go, two salads.

Ew, gross. Those aren't salads.

Take those back. Remove the bun, the patty and the condiments.

But, that leaves just lettuce and tomato.

Exactly.

All right. Okay, no buns.

That's hip. No patties. Happening.

Oh, yeah, that's definitely the coolest meal I ever saw.

That is so cool.

Two salads.

I was at the Krusty Krab

to grab a light snack between first and second lunch.

Order up, oh valued customer.

Uh, finally. Sustenance for my starving stomach.

I hope it's perfect.

[SpongeBob gasping] Huh?

It's not perfect! It's too greasy.

[groaning] Hmm.

And this fry isn't greasy enough!

Try as I might,

SpongeBob would not let me consume a single calorie.

I tried to take a sip of soda to slake my thirst.

[gasping]

Not fizzy enough!

I'm thinking about having a Krabby Patty.

One Krabby Patty.

But... I'm wondering if that might be too predictable.

Then what do you want?

I don't know.

I'm not feeling inspired at the moment.

Hi, ya, Patrick.