Friends: Chandler Can’t Cry (Season 6 Clip) | TBS

YEAH, ME, TOO.

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT'S SADDER THAN THIS? BAMBI.

I CRIED FOR THREE DAYS WITH THAT MOVIE.

NO, WAIT-- TWO.

'CAUSE ON THE THIRD DAY, MY MOTHER KILLED HERSELF

SO I WAS PARTLY CRYING FOR THAT.

WELL, SEE, NOW, THAT, I CAN SEE CRYING OVER

BUT BAMBI IS A CARTOON.

YOU DIDN'T CRY WHEN BAMBI'S MOTHER DIED?

YES, IT WAS VERY SAD

WHEN THE GUY STOPPED DRAWING THE DEER.

CHANDLER, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH CRYING.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO MACHO ALL THE TIME.

I'M NOT MACHO.

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING.

NO, I GUESS I JUST NEVER REALLY CRIED, YOU KNOW?

I'M NOT A CRYING KIND OF GUY.

COME ON, MAN.

THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING THAT GETS YOU CHOKED UP.

LIKE, UH...

UH, WHAT IF YOU SAW A THREE-LEGGED PUPPY.

I'D BE SAD, SURE...

BUT I WOULDN'T CRY.

OKAY, WHAT IF THE PUPPY SAID, "HELP ME, CHANDLER.

ALL THE OTHER PUPPIES PICK ON ME."

CRY? I JUST FOUND A TALKING PUPPY.

I'M RICH.

OH... I'VE GOT IT.

I HAVE GOT IT.

PICTURES FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD.

THIS'LL GET YOU GOING GOOD. OKAY...

ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON THERE?

AH, THAT'S PARENTS DAY, FIRST GRADE.

THAT'S ME WITH THE JANITOR, MARTIN.

WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?

OH, THEY DIDN'T WANT TO COME.

OH, CHANDLER.

POOR THING.