Look at it this way. You dumped her!

Right? I mean, this-this woman was unbelievably sexy

and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable...

Tell me why you did this again.

- 'Hey!' - 'Hey!'

Movie star!

Hey. Wait, a minute.

Aren't you the guy who plays the butt

in the new Al Pacino movie?

Nope.

No? What happened, big guy?

'Big guy'?

It felt like a 'big guy' moment.

- I got fired! - Oh!

Yeah, they said I acted too much with it.

I told everybody about this.

Now everyone's gonna go to the theatre expecting to see me and-

Joey, you know what? No one is gonna be able to tell.

My mom will.

Something so sweet and..

...disturbing about that.

You know, I've done nothing but crappy plays for six years..

and I finally get my shot...and I blow it!

Wait a minute. Maybe this wasn't your shot.

Yeah. I-I think when it's your shot

you know, you-you know it's your shot.

Did...did it feel like your shot?

Hard to tell. I was naked.

You know, I don't think this was your shot.

I mean, I don't even think you just get 'one' shot.

I really believe big things are gonna happen for you.

I do!

And you've gotta just keep thinking about

the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go...

"I got the part! I got the part!"

"I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!"

You think? That's so nice.

- Aw, come on. - Come here.

I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.