Would you look at that?

I'm never going to find a boyfriend again.

I'll die an old maid.

Oh, you're not going to die an old maid.

Maybe an old... spinster cook.

- Thanks. - Hey, now besides.

Worse comes to worst, I'll be your boyfriend.

[chuckles]

Yeah, right.

[laughs]

Why is that so funny?

You made a joke, right?

So I laughed.

[laughing]

A little too hard.

What am I, not, uh, boyfriend material?

No, you're Chandler.

You know...Chandler.

Okay, so we've established my name and hit me.

But theoretically, you know, I mean say, we weren't friends.

Say, it's a blind date, I show up at your door and I'm like, uh

Hey, nice to meet you, hey..

I'd probably be scared of the guy

using a fake voice.

- 'Hey.' - Oh, hey.

Oh, good, you bought food.

No, just my luggage.

[horn honking]

- 'Hey.' - Hi.

- 'Hey, guys.' - 'Whoo!'

(Chandler) 'Alright. yes.'

Oh, I am having the best karma this week.

First, I find this woman who knew my parents

and then my client with the fuzzy back

gives me his beach house.

Hmm, what about that bike messenger you hit?

Oh, I wasn't talking about his karma.

- Hey. - Hey.

(Joey) Hey, check out the hat.