CHECK IT OUT.

OH, MY GOD! WHAT-WHAT IS...

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

IT'S-IT'S A CAT.

THAT IS NOT A CAT.

YES, IT IS.

WHY IS IT INSIDE OUT?

EXCUSE ME

EXCUSE ME

BUT THIS IS A PUREBRED, SHOW-QUALITY SPHINX CAT.

HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR THAT?

IT WAS EXTRAVAGANT, BUT I GOT A PRETTY GOOD DEAL.

YEAH? HOW MUCH?

A THOUSAND BUCKS.

ON A CAT?!

IT'S NOT A CAT.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, BALL BOYS

MY GRANDMOTHER HAD ONE OF THESE WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL

AND IT WAS THE SWEETEST THING.

I MEAN, IT WAS SO CUTE.

IT WOULD SIT IN MY LAP AND JUST PURR ALL DAY LONG

AND I WOULD DRAG A SHOESTRING ON THE GROUND

AND IT WOULD CHASE IT.

FREE CATS DO THAT, TOO, YOU KNOW.

IT'S NOT A CAT!

LOOK, YOU GUYS, I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS, OKAY?

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

I'M GOING TO GO SET UP A LITTER BOX FOR MRS. WHISKERSON.

WELL, WHAT AM I GOING TO CALL HER-- FLUFFY?

RACH? YEAH?

YOU HAVE SCRATCHES ALL OVER. WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL, IT'S MY CAT.

WHAT?

OH, YEAH. I GOT A CAT.

I DON'T WANT A CAT.

OH, DON'T WORRY. IT'S NOT A CAT.

YEAH.

YOU GUYS

THIS CAT IS NOTHING LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER'S CAT.