Friends: Ross Explains Unagi (Season 6 Clip) | TBS

Isn't that a kind of sushi?

- No, it's a concept. - Yeah, it is, it is.

It's freshwater eel.

Alright, maybe it means that too.

Oh, I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now.

You know, fine, get attacked. I don't even care.

Come on, Ross, we're sorry. Please tell us what it is.

Unagi is a state

of total awareness...okay?

Only by achieving true unagi

can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you.

You mean, in case someone's trying to

steal your bamboo sleeping mat

or your kettle of fish?

[laughing sarcastically]

All I'm saying is, it's one thing being prepared

for an attack against, like, each other.

Whole another story being prepared for an attack

I don't know, like, a surprise!

Alright, you knew that was coming

but that doesn't mean you have unagi.

Ooh, you know what?

If we made reservations, we could have

unagi in about a half-hour.

You know what..

- Hey, hey, is Monica here? - No.

- 'No.' - Okay, look, I need your help.

I don't know what to get for Valentine's Day.

Well, Valentine's Day was two weeks ago

so I wouldn't get her a calendar.

She was working on Valentine's Day

so we're celebrating it tonight.

Oh, oh, hey!

Why don't you book a day for both of you

at one of those romantic spas?

Oh, Joey, that's actually a really good idea.

Yeah, and of course, crotchless panties.

Well, as appealing as that does sound to her boyfriend..

...and her brother..