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Hey...I just got my, uh, teacher evaluations.
Check out what this one student wrote.
"I loved Dr. Geller's class.
"Mind blowing lectures.
"Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie
of the paleontology department."
Ah, hotties of the Paleontology Department
there's a big selling calendar, eh?
- Who wrote it? - Oh, I wish I knew.
But the evaluations are all anonymous.
Oh, hey, do you still have their final exams?
'Oh, 'cause you can just match the evaluation to the exam
with the same handwritin' and boom, there's your admirer.
A hot girl's at stake and all of the sudden he's Rain Man.
Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
W-why are we so sure that this is a girl?
It's a girl.
Anyway, i-it wouldn't matter.
Okay? Because I'm, I'm a teacher, she's a student.
- Oh, is that against the rules? - No, but it is frowned upon.
Besides, there's a big age difference.
Oh, well think of it like this, when you're 90--
I know when I'm 90, she'll be like 80
and it won't seem like such a big difference.
No. That's not what I was gonna say at all.
No, what I was gonna say is when you're 90
you'll still have the memory of what it was like
to be with a 20-year-old.
Wow! Looks like you were very generous
with your grades this semester.
- Professor Geller? - Yeah, well.
I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class.
Oh, thank you. Thanks very much. Ow!
Uh, I'm a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie
on my evaluation.
- That was you? - Yeah.
I felt a little weird about it.
You're a teacher. I'm a student.
But would you maybe wanna go out with me sometime?
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