Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them

any more ammunition than they already have.

Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about

the flatness of a child's pillow.

Monica, hi! Um..

Monica, you're scaring me.

I mean, you're like, you're all chaotic and twirly, you know.

And not-not in a good way.

Yeah, calm down.

You don't see Ross getting all chaotic

and twirly every time they come.

That's because as far as my parents are concerned

Ross can do no wrong.

You see, he's the prince.

Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.

- Ew, ew, ew! - What?

Ugly naked guy got a Thighmaster.

(in unison) Ew!

Has anybody seen my engagement ring?

Yeah, it's beautiful.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

No-no, don't touch that.

Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough

having to give it back to him..

Hi, Barry! Remember me?

I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart

in front of your entire family!

Oh, God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring

without the ring, which makes it so much harder.

Easy, Rach, we'll find it.

- Won't we? - Oh, yeah.

Alright, when did you have it on last?

Doy! Probably right before she lost it.

You don't get a lot of doy these days.

I know, I had it this morning

and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with..

Dinah?

Oh, don't be mad.

- You didn't. - Oh, I'm sorry.