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THERE SHE IS, MABEL--

THE CHEAPEST FAIR MONEY CAN RENT!

I SPARED EVERY EXPENSE!

( screams )

I THINK THE SKY TRAM IS BROKEN.

ALSO MOST OF MY BONES.

( laughs ) THIS GUY!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

I GOT A JOB FOR YOU TWO.

I PRINTED UP A BUNCH OF FAKE SAFETY INSPECTION CERTIFICATES.

GO SLAP ONE ON ANYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A LAWSUIT.

GRUNKLE STAN, IS THAT LEGAL?

WHEN THERE'S NO COPS AROUND, ANYTHING'S LEGAL!

SOOS, HOW'S THAT DUNK TANK COMING ALONG?

ALMOST READY TO GO, MR. PINES.

HA! YOU GOT IT RIGGED FROM HERE TO TIMBUKTU!

THERE'S NOTHIN' ON EARTH THAT COULD KNOCK ME DOWN!

YEAH, EXCEPT FOR LIKE A FUTURISTIC LASER ARM CANNON.

( grunts ) HEY, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY RED SCREWDRIVER, HAVE YA?

DARN THING WENT MISSING.

MAYBE SOME MAGICAL CREATURE OR PARANORMAL THING TOOK IT.

OY, YOU BEEN SPENDIN' TOO MUCH TIME WITH THOSE KIDS!

ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE. WHERE DID I PUT THAT THING?

THIS MISSION IS PROCEEDING AS PLANNED. OVER.

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Stan: IT'S 12:00! THE DUNK TANK IS NOW OPEN!

( feedback )

( all groan )

STEP RIGHT UP AND DUNK ME, FOLKS!

I'M TALKIN' TO YOU, CUT-OFFS!

THAT'S RIGHT! MUFFIN TOP! HIGH PANTS!

WHO WANTS A PIECE OF ME?!

( all grunt )

( laughs )

COME BACK ANY TIME, FOLKS! ( laughs )

HOW DO THEY GET THEM INTO THIS SHAPE?

IT'S UNNATURAL.

BUT, DIPPER, THEY'RE SO... DELICIOUS?