Joey Tells Ross the Backpacking Across Western Europe Story (Clip) | Friends | TBS

Hey.

Do you have a minute?

I'd like to talk to you about something

I'm really uncomfortable talking about.

Sure.

How about, uh, you showering with your mom?

I actually had a topic in mind.

I'm kind of going through a dry spell... sex-wise.

Oh. For, like, months?

Five, to be... lying. Six.

Six months?

Whoa, that's rough.

Please help me.

I have a date tonight.

It has to go well, okay?

I'm scared for my health.

Okay, okay. Um, ooh, oh, I got something.

Okay, it's this story that I came up with.

Very romantic.

I swear, any woman that hears it, they're like putty.

Really? Well, then, tell it to me.

Okay. Now, you're going

to want to have sex with me when you hear it

but you have to remember, it is just the story.

I'll try to control myself.

Okay.

( clearing throat)

Years ago, when I was backpacking

across Western Europe...

You were backpacking across Western Europe?

Have a nice six more months, Ross.

Okay, okay! I'm sorry.

Please, please, you were in Western Europe and...?

I was just outside of Barcelona

hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo.

I was at the end of this path

and I came to a clearing

and there was a lake, very secluded