Kevin Hart Has No Patience for Unattractive People (But Let Him Finish) | Kevin Hart: Reality Check

I get irritated very fast.

Small things make me mad.

It's not a joke. This is an example

because I want you to understand what

I'm saying. I don't like it when people

eat and sweat at the same time.

I don't f***ing like it. I don't

f***ing like it. Like somebody eating.

Why they eat. They're like, Oh, I'll

punch you in the f***ing face if I'm

there. I swear to God I'll punch you in

the f***ing face. Slow down.

Anybody going to take that food from

you? Slow down.

Tell you what else I don't like. You're

not going to like it, but I'm gonna

tell you anyway. I recently realized

that I don't have any patience for

unattractive people. There.

I said it. That's how I feel.

I know when you first hear it, it's a

blow. It's a blow. At first I ask that

you stay with me, okay?

Stay with me until the end.

I feel like they're very needy.

Unattractive people are very needy.

They always want something.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. You know where I can?

No, I don't know.

No, no.

I treat them like f***ing cats.

Get your ass out of here.

Get out of here. You better get.

It's too much.

It's too f***ing much. Let me tell you

what the joke came from. So you don't

think I'm a dick? Okay.

I was at the bank, right? I get down at