♪ I wanna be a bottle blonde ♪

♪ I don't know why but I feel conned ♪

♪ I wanna be an idle teen ♪

♪ I wish I hadn't been so clean ♪

♪ I wanna stay inside all day ♪

♪ I want the world to go away ♪

♪ I want blood, guts and chocolate cake ♪

♪ I wanna be a real fake ♪

♪ Yeah, I wish I'd been, I wish I'd been a teen, teen idle ♪

♪ Wish I'd been a prom queen fighting for the title ♪

♪ Instead of being sixteen and burning up a Bible ♪

♪ Feeling super, super, super suicidal ♪

♪ The wasted years, the wasted youth ♪

♪ The pretty lies, the ugly truth ♪

♪ And the day has come where I have died ♪

♪ Only to find I've come alive ♪

♪ I wanna be a virgin pure ♪

♪ A 21st century whore ♪

♪ I want back my virginity ♪

♪ So I can feel infinity ♪

♪ I wanna drink until I ache ♪

♪ I wanna make a big mistake ♪

♪ I want blood, guts and angel cake ♪

♪ I'm gonna puke it anyway ♪

♪ Yeah, I wish I'd been, I wish I'd been a teen, teen idle ♪

♪ Wish I'd been a prom queen fighting for the title ♪

♪ Instead of being sixteen and burning up a Bible ♪

♪ Feeling super, super, super suicidal ♪

♪ The wasted years, the wasted youth ♪

♪ The pretty lies, the ugly truth ♪

♪ And the day has come where I have died ♪

♪ Only to find I've come alive ♪

♪ Come alive, I've come alive ♪

♪ Oh oh ♪

♪ I wish I wasn't such a narcissist ♪

♪ I wish I didn't really kiss ♪

♪ The mirror when I'm on my own ♪

♪ Oh, God! I'm gonna die alone ♪

♪ Adolescence didn't make sense ♪