If, for any reason, the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place,

and so on and so forth.

Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.

*Applause*

Let the tournament begin!

*More Applause*

What is that?!

*Gasping*

Ugh! It's hideous!

Oh, that's not very nice.

He's just a donkey.

Indeed.

Knights, new plan!

The one who kills the ogre will be named champion!

Have at him!

Oh, hey, now, come on!

Hang on now...

Can't we just settle this over a pint?

No?

All right, then!

Come on!

I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation,

You're living in the past, it's a new generation,

A girl can do what she wants to do, and that's what I'm gonna do

An' I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation,

Oh, no,

(no, no, no, no, no, no, no)

Not me,

(me, me, me, me, me, me, me)

Hey, Shrek! Tag me! Tag me!

Never said I wanted to improve my station,

Hah! Ah, ha, ha, ha!

An' I'm only doin' good when I'm havin' fun,

An' I don't have to please no one,

An' I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation,

Oh, no

(no, no, no, no, no, no, no)

Not me

(me, me, me, me, me, me, me)