SpongeBob and Patrick Go Postal 📫 | "Patrick the Mailman" Full Scene | SpongeBob

[knocks]

- Hey, Patrick, I thought that sounded like your head.

- SpongeBob, do you know where this

Spon-gee-Boob

Squir-pa-Nants lives?

- Never heard of him. - Oh, well, return to sender.

- Hey, what's with the new threads?

- I'm a mailman now! [laughs]

- Wow!

I've always wanted to be a mailman.

It's like getting to be Santa every day,

except Sundays.

- Sorry, SpongeBob, but I'm the mailman now.

- Oh, okay.

- But you can be my postal pal!

- Whee! Oh, ah!

- Let's get mailing.

♪ ♪

Postal pal, you may ring the doorbell.

- [gasps]

Yes, sir, Mr. Mailman, sir.

Oh, I better warm up the old bell ringer.

Up, down, up, down. Twist right, twist left.

And polish the nail.

[exhales]

[doorbell rings]

- Mail!

- They let a moron like you deliver the mail?

- Oh, you'd be surprised what they let morons do.

- [gasps] It's here!

It's here! [laughs]

- What's wrong with Squidward's face?

- [laughing]

- I think he's smiling.

- I finally got it, my turbo clarinet.

[engine rumbles]

[inhales deeply]

[horn toots] - Whoa!

[both screaming]