The Best of Jerry vs. Rick | Rick and Morty | adult swim

Oh, wee.

To live is to risk it all.

Otherwise, you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled

molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.

Oh, I'm sorry, Jerry.

I didn't see you there.

How much of that did you hear?

All of it.

You were looking right at me.

Don't get all worked up before your job interview.

Job interview?

Yes. Is that so hard to believe?

Actually, yeah.

Something's off.

Space sperm.

Sperm from space.

Very impressive verbal forensic work, Jerry.

Hey, it's not my fault that Jerry's an idiot.

I could have sworn the house was completely trashed.

Negative visualization, Jerry. Explains a lot about where you're at.

It looks harmless now, but it could grow into something dangerous.

Like the Insane Clown Posse.

Yeah. Good one, Jerry.

2003 just called. It wants its easy target back.

Son, have you fallen in with a weird stranger and are now

trashing your grandpa's place?

Because I'll help.

This seems kinda fancy.

Jerry. For all you know, this is the equivalent of an alien truck stop.

You have no frame of reference.

You're in a universe beyond your imagining.

But, yes, it is super fancy.

Your mom was my Jessica.

I remember the first time I saw her.

I thought—

I should get her pregnant and then she'll have to marry me.

I beg your pardon, Rick. Inappropriate.

Sorry. Please proceed with your story about banging my daughter in high school.

I'm not sure you want to take