I'm gonna go out on a limb

and say, no divorces in '99!

(paper horn honks)

- But your divorce isn't even final yet.

- Just the one divorce in '99!

- [Chandler] Yeah, baby!

(paper horn honks)

- You know what, I am gonna be happy this year,

I am gonna make myself happy.

- Do you want us to leave the room or?

- Every day, I am gonna do one thing

I have never done before.

That, my friends, is my New Year's resolution.

- Ooh!

That's a good one. - Yeah?

- Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.

- That's a good one too, Pheebs,

now all you have to do is find a plane load of people

whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths.

- Maybe your resolution should be

not to make fun of your friends,

especially the ones who may soon

be flying you to Europe

for free on their own plane.

- She has a better chance of sprouting wings

and flying up your nose

than you do of not making fun of us.

- In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks

you can't go the whole year

without making fun of us.

Oh, you know what?

Better yet, a week.

- I'll take that bet, my friend, and you know what?

Paying me the 50 bucks

can be the new thing you do that day.

And it starts right now!

- All right, my New Year's resolution

is to learn how to play guitar.

- Oh! - Really?