Things You CAN Do in China (You CAN'T Do in America) Americans WON'T Believe It...

by Panzer
Things that you can do here in China,
but you cannot do in the US.
Now, I know what you're thinking.
Why did I just open a can of beer like that?
Well, what you have just
witnessed there is a crime.
If this was America,
what I've just done now is a crime.
Can you believe it?
And if you open an alcoholic beverage, just open,
I've not even had a sip of it, that is a crime.
It's against the law.
The police would probably come over, shoot me,
tackle me, arrest me just for opening
it and not even having a sip.
But in China, look, there's police behind me here,
no problem, don't even worry about it.
But it would be a completely
different story if this was America.
So anyway, cheers to China.
I decided to get an American beer
just because it's even more ironic.
They call themselves the land of the free.
How can they be the land of the free if their
citizens cannot even just come and sit down in a
public place like this and have a little beer.
How are you the land of the free
if you cannot even do that?
China is the true land of the free.
So, here's to China. Cheers.
America, what a joke.
You can't walk around with a beer,
but don't you worry, you can carry
a deadly weapon, a gun, an assault rifle.
Don't even worry about it, just carry it.
You can either conceal it underneath your clothes,
or you can openly just carry
it on your belt like a cowboy.
It's like the Wild West in America.