Two and a Half Men - Alan's 40th Birthday Party [HD]

Alan's birthday is next Saturday.

Really? I don't think so.

Yeppers. He's gonna be 40.

Wow...

That is so weird.

My baby brother is going to be 40.

How old are you? - 39.

So... So, it's just us, right?

Of course it's just us. Who else would it be?

Oh, I don't know. My friends, family...

A close-up magician.

Oh, darn. What gave it away?

Well, when I left the house, Jake was taking a shower, Charlie had on long pants

and Berta said she had to quit early because she was going to some loser's birthday party.

Oh, good. I had her down as a maybe.

Promise you'll act surprised.

This is so nice.

A private, intimate dinner for just the two of us-

Oh my god, you guys...

There's nobody here.

I don't understand it, I told them to be here an hour ago.

Yeah, well, what are you gonna do...

My family are a bunch of thoughtless, selfish butt wipes.

Surprise.

Can I have everyone's attention, please?

I want to thank you all for coming to celebrate this wonderful occasion.

I thought it was Alan's birthday.

Now it's time to say a few words about the guest of honor.

I can think of a few words.

Not only is he a terrific doctor and a fantastic boss...

He is also good and kind and smart and funny...

And...

A really swell kisser.

I can still hear you.

Alright, well, now that we're all here

why don't we take turns saying something about Alan

and how much he means to us.

Oh, okay Jake, you wanna start?

No, I've got to go make room for cake.