Two and a Half Men - Apologies for the Frivolity [HD]

Good to have you back, Mr. Harper.

Thank you, Bobby.

Haven't seen your mother here for quite some time.

Well, maybe you just didn't recognise her.

Like Satan, my mother can take many forms.

Good one.

I'm ready to order.

Of course.

Apologies for the frivolity.

What would you like?

I'll have the seared ahi tuna fillet.

Good choice.

I want it very rare.

That's how we serve it.

I want it red in the middle, not pink.

Shall do.

If it's pink, don't even bother bringing it.

Got it.

Just give it to someone who doesn't know what rare is.

Of course.

You know what, forget it. You won't get it right.

Is your salmon fresh?

Flown in today.

What time?

I'll ask the chef.

Many forms...

Thought you were joking.

Do you eat here regularly?

Not any more.

So, listen, about this weekend.

My ex is going to be out of town, so I'll have the kids.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Lydia.

No one loves the little ones more than old Uncle Charlie.

But don't you think it might be a bit soon for me to meet your kids?

Oh, I don't want you to meet them.

Why not?

Because I'm very careful about who I expose them to.

What's that supposed to mean?

Charlie, please...