Two and a Half Men | Charlie Meets His Long Lost Son

by ericktauro
All right, here's the plan.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
You count to ten, then scream like a
girl and start giving Jake the Heimlich
maneuver.
Don't be ridiculous.
Charlie.
Hi. Okay.
If she reaches into her purse. I'm
using numbnuts as a human shield.
Hey, Chrissy.
Long time. I know.
Yep. Long, long time.
Yeah. Time is a great healer, isn't it?
Of some things.
Hey, congratulations on your new
career.
Thank you.
It's hard to believe Charlie Harper is a
children's singing star.
Well, you know how much I love kids.
Yep. Long, long time.
Looks like your little,
guy enjoys music.
Oh, yeah. He loves it.
He's actually quite the piano player,
too. Piano?
You hear that, Charlie?
Young man plays piano just like you.
Lots of kids play piano.
So you're still living in Westwood?
Yeah, still there.
We just drove down to spend the day at
the beach.
Oh, sure. The beach.
Nice place to visit, but you wouldn't
want to live there. Actually, I do live
there. It's not that bad.
Right. Well, we should get going.