Two and a Half Men | Charlie Schmoozes Jake's Mom's Friends

Good morning. Hey.

Where are the pancakes?

What pancakes?

You always make pancakes on Saturday morning.

I make them for Jake. Jake's not here.

Kind of weird without him, huh?

Yes. Would it lift your spirits if you made pancakes for me?

I'm sorry, man.

I told you to blame it all on me.

Charlie, They had moved way past blame.

It was more like a jihad.

Except with no cookies.

Big mistake was dealing with them as a group.

The trick with women is to split them off from the herd one by one.

Otherwise, they spook and you risk a stampede.

Kind of like Buffalo.

In fact, I'll bet that's where that song comes from.

Buffalo Gals, won't you come out tonight?

Come out tonight. Do you hear yourself?

Buffalo Gals.

Are you insane?

This is the kind of talk that started this whole mess.

I didn't write the song, Allen.

Judith, can we talk about this?

There's nothing to talk about, Charlie.

Okay, don't.

Talk. Just listen.

I love Jake and I would never intentionally do anything to influence him in a

negative way.

I don't care about your intentions.

Okay? I'm a jerk.

I'm immature. I'm self-centered.

I'm. Hi, I'm Charlie.

Yes, we've heard about you.

And I'll bet none of it's good.

I'm sorry. What is your name?

Linda. Linda.

Really? I once had my heart broken by a woman named Linda.

Charlie, we're having a meeting.