Two and a Half Men - Chelsea's Moving In [HD]

Careful, they're fragile.

Okay, you and me need to talk.

I know. I know.

You didn't sign up for this.

You work for me, not her, and it's bad enough you have to put up with Zippy and the chimp.

No. I like her better than you, so from now on I'm working for her.

What?

You need something, you ask her, she talks to me, we decide.

I don't get a vote?

Yeah, you get a vote.

One vote out of three.

Good luck with that.

Oh, boy.

You like it?

Oh, boy!

Don't the colors just liven the place up?

Well...

Err...

Oh boy!

Come on, I want to show you what I did in the bathroom.

Oh, boy.

What do you think?

I don't know.

I have this sudden urge to pee sitting down.

Do you like the new towels?

I guess.

What was wrong with the old ones?

They didn't match my shower curtain.

What was wrong with my shower curtain?

Didn't match your towels.

Maybe that's how I tell them apart.

Oh, oh, please...

Tell me that's one of those Zen sand gardens.

You know very well that's Sir Lancelot's litter box.

You brought the cat?

Of course I brought the cat. What did you think I was gonna do with him?

I don't know.

Return him to the wild?

You're being ridiculous.