Two and a Half Men - It's a Bad Idea [HD]

Hey, Jake, why don't you tell Grandma about what you did on your spring break?

Bad idea.

What?

Nothing. I just saw that they're moving the...

L.A. Gardening Exposition from the Shrine Auditorium to the Convention Center, which I think is a very

bad idea.

Thanks for the update.

Go ahead, Jake. Tell Grandma.

It was really cool-

Hang on a second, Jake.

I'm not sure you understand how serious this gardening thing is.

It's a really bad idea.

I get it.

Bad idea.

Go ahead, Jake.

I went camping with Grandma and Grandpa.

We slept in a tent, we cooked on an open fire.

And we went hiking and saw a bear.

You let him spend an entire vacation with his other grandparents and I haven't even had him for one night?

Oh, bad idea!

From the moment that boy was born, Judith's parents squeezed me out of the picture and you let them.

Interesting point.

Excuse me, Mom.

But when Jake was born, Judith's mother dropped everything and stayed with us for a month,

cooking and cleaning and taking care of him.

Valid counterpoint.

Exactly. She's a pushy, pushy woman.

Personal opinion.

No, no. You went on a cruise.

But Judith was two days late.

And I had non-refundable reservations.

Like it would have killed her to get a C-section.

Self-obsessed, psychotic rant.

Mom, are you listening to yourself?

Stupid question.

Awkward silence.

So, you want to spend a week with him?

A week?

Alan, I do have a life.