Doesn't matter, just as long as you and I are together.

What did you do?

I didn't do anything! Why would you even ask me that?

I'm guessing he either robbed a liquor store or killed a drifter.

Do I need to call your mother and ask her?

If you want to, but you know how she pushes your buttons.

I'll take that chance.

Fine, I don't care.

Alright, alright! I got thrown off the school bus.

You've got the spine of a gummy bear.

Why were you thrown off the bus?

Well, actually it's a funny story.

Amuse me.

Have you eve heard of this thing called mooning?

Yeah.. yeah, it rings a bell.

The bus was going past the girls' track team and a bunch of us thought it would be funny to moon them.

See? She gets it.

Berta.

Sorry. I'm just remembering my prom.

So what happened?

Well, I was working near the high school that night

and I thought it would be fun to drive the back-

Not you!

Him.

Well.

Excuse me for sharing.

What happened?

Well, it sounds like Berta had quite a prom.

You're skating on thin ice, Jake.

Boy, that's something we haven't done in a long time, skating!

Jake!

Mom grounded me for two weeks.

Why didn't your mother tell me about this?

I promised I'd tell you.

What can I say? She believed me.

So, how about a movie? A little father-son bonding.

No. No movies.

Skating? - No skating.

Fine.