Two Brits try Church's chicken for the first time!

There's a lot of churches in Texas. It's a religious state.

Their commitment to God and to chicken is high.

So how many Michelin stars does this one have?

Well there is a star on the sign.

If I was Captain America, I'd be calling my lawyers.

Oh, okay, yeah I see, I see.

I'd be calling my lawyers.

Also, I love the lack of ambition when it comes to font choice

for 'Bold Texas Flavours'.

Oh my gosh, that's some nasal whiplash.

Oh wow, Josh are those biscuits?

Yeah man, honey butter biscuits.

That is one of the things that apparently we have to try here.

Hello.

Sweetcorn?

No.

Sorry, I should let you do this.

I know what I'm doing.

I stepped out of my lane for a second there.

Can we get three honey butter biscuits?

Are we missing anything?

Come to church- it's our first time in Texas.

If you can't tell.

Is that good?

Is there anything you would add?

Apple pie.

Okay, okay.

What about this lemon cheesecake pie?

Yeah?

Okay, you're good at your job.

You're upselling it.

People are friendly.

Yeah.

We're in church.

You need to give it a welcome to your church.

Okay.

So, I didn't realize the set menus come with biscuits as well.

We ordered six extra biscuits.

Honestly, looking at this, I think it might be our last summer.