Ultimate Baby Diaper Test

Today we put on diapers. You're welcome.

Let's talk about that.

( music playing )

Good mythical morning!

Friends and enemies,

we are excited about today's show.

We're gonna be cooking the fanciest, most lavish,

and exquisite and Big Mac

you've ever laid your eyes on,

plus, we got a game about weird celebrity fan art,

but first, we're gonna briefly return to

a time in our lives when we had young kids walking around

with their feces packed in their pants.

Oh, gosh, that's right!

- Ugh. - The market place is flooded with diapers

of all different types and brands,

and if you're a baby, or know somebody who is,

you know that you don't have time

to test all those different diapers for yourself.

- That's right. - But rest easy, because that's where we come in.

It's time for...

( baby coos )

You like how I put come on Link in the title?

- Yeah! - I'm trying to encourage you.

And I'm here! That's why I showed up today.

- 'Cause you said come on, come with me. - Yeah, come on Link!

Okay, so we've got some of the top diapers on the market.

- The toppest of the diapers in the market... - Right.

and we'll be putting them through a series of very thorough tests...

- Mm-hmm. - and eliminating them one by one

until they're only two remaining.

And then when we have those two,

we're actually going to put them on personally

and put them through a very rigorous test

until we have one remaining diaper champion.

Now let's meet our contenders.

Okay, first up we've got Luv's Ultra Leak Guards.

These are 14 cent a diaper, money back guarantee

if you are not satisfied. Let's see.