Why Jurassic World Rebirth Was A BIG Disappointment

Welcome to the Heavy Spoilers Show. I'm your host,

Paul, and this video we're breaking down Jurassic Park.

So, this franchise is something I hold very dear to my heart. Though Aladdin was technically the

first film I saw in cinemas with my family, Jurassic Park was the first one I saw with

just my dad. That was the second film I saw at theaters and it completely blew me away.

Aladdin had been something, you know, like I' I'd watched Disney films at home, so the spectacle on

the big screen wasn't something that stuck with me. However, at Jurassic Park, even back then,

felt like it was something I'd remember forever. Going to the Metro Center on a warm July morning,

we accidentally walked into the wrong screen. The one we were at, was already playing the movie, and

I caught a glimpse of the T-Rex in all its glory. Outside, I also saw someone had dropped a mini

T-Rex toy on the ground, which I kept and yeah, can still remember this stuff like it happened

yesterday. Core memory. Now, why I'm telling you this is because this was a life-changing

experience, and I don't think the following films ever lived up to that promise. I'd say excluding

Jurassic World that the films have probably gotten progressively worse. Jurassic World: No Way Home

is probably the worst one they've done, and even bring back the original cast couldn't really save

it. I thought it was all over. However, it seemed like the franchise was gonna have a rebirth. Eh,

I got swept up in the hype of the new film and just when I thought I was out,

they pulled me back in. It looked like they were taking things back to an island and focused more

on the horror as opposed to like the implication of humanity living amongst dinosaurs and locusts

and stuff. Seeing the gigantic ferocious mutant xenomorph thing was really chilling and yeah,

I was very hyped. However, after seeing it, the series should go extinct because it ex it stinks.

It extinks. It stinks. I am a movie critic. I don't even know what the rebirth in the title

refers to as they make it clear that dinosaurs are dying out. Nothing is reborn in the franchise come

the end. There's no real tears for what's coming and things within the films sort of feel like

they're on the last leg. Now, from the off, you kind of get the feeling that we're dealing with

some next level stupidity. Though the humans in the films, they'd always done stupid things. It

never felt like it was because they were stupid. Those original movies were all about man's hubris

and believing they could control nature. However, from the off, we see moronic behavior in full

effect. We see a lab that's housing the D-Rex and a scientist goes in in a hazmat suit. However, Guy

decides to eat a Snickers bar before heading in and rather like putting it in the bin, drops it on

the floor. What transpires is a final destination level scene where it gets sucked up into a vent in

a door and then like the entire security system gets disabled. Death Star level of little things

making massive things go wrong there. This then blocks the air. The place gets locked down and

the guy gets trapped inside a room with the T-Rex. The islands and abandoned and so on and so forth.

Jumping forward at the present, 17 years later, we're then introduced to our characters. Taking

us to New York City, we learn that people are very bored, very bored of dinosaurs. Even with one in

the middle of the city, people are just viewing it as like, "You're holding up traffic. Get out

of the way, you [ __ ] idiot." Now, I don't know how smart it is from you have to tell the audience

that dinosaurs are boring. But that's how they start the movie. meeting Robert friend held up